The Release- Xtreme Manly Man Force of Intense Badassery: Book One

Greetings, beloved Reader- today's rather important. "Why?" you may ask? It is the release day for my recently finished book in the Xtreme Force series, the first of many to come.

This is only the first step, Reader. We'll get to know each other so well and have so many adventures together- who knows where we'll be in five years from now!

Anyway, a beginning to our Reader/Writer relationship bond can be found here on amazon.com. If you have amazon prime, it's free, if not, please tolerate the .99 cents price tag, because amazon won't let me make it free </3

Enjoy the epic tale, and read on to victory!

Much platonic love,
Kell

Kell Stinkston Goety Blam-3

To all of you who have not frozen to death yet in the cold, star-white winter, here's my next poem for you. Please enjoy!

Kell Inkston

                I started cutting at a tree called childhood today.

                Got my pa’s hatchet and started wiling my time away.

                I get through the bark and it hurts like hell.

                I never thought I’d feel this much.

                I wanted to see how tall it would grow-

                When I was a kid that didn’t know,

                That what is weed and what is tree,

                Is quite alike to human eyes.

                I hit it the first time through the flesh and skin.

                I smell the sweet weedliness that men

                Older than I am say I shouldn’t have.

                I should have gotten rid of it long ago.

                I wonder though at times like these,

                Times when young men chop down trees,

                Whether or not the weed’s been a tree the whole time.

                Maybe it’s been just the way it’s supposed to be.

                I quit cutting halfway through.

                Left enough bark for it to live its life.

                Perhaps they’ve been wrong all this time.

                And the tree they said was a weed, was a tree indeed.

Describing the Omniverse 2: Dragon-kin part 2

And we'reeee back!

Next up is the extermination wars, and a very brief mention of a couple of important Dragon-kin characters you, dear Reader, will read of in the upcoming books.

Thousands of years ago during the rise of the kingdom of Reinen, the mightiest human kingdom in dimension #13's history, Humanity was threatened by the greatest kingdom of dragons (considered the only "real" one among most historians), known as Wyngog. It was a pretty huge chase down for awhile, most humans of the unconnected territories completely unknowing of Reinen's existence.

Between Wyngog and Reinen, the battle was drawn out, the strife lasting for thousands of years (and arguably still today with dragon-kin as a whole), and the war itself (popularly referred to as the "Extermination Wars") was eleven years long. As the human side had more resources, numbers, allies, magic, and territories, they eventually won out, executed the majority of the noble line of Royal Dragon-kin, and this is where things get a little dicey.

1/4th of the territories of the dragons were annexed by Reinen, and 3/4ths were devoted to a charismatic Ragnivanian general at the time, who strove to make his own kingdom, a man named Ultriel. General Ultriel was also at the forefront of incriminating the Dragons and Dragon-kin for their crimes against humanity- gaining him the nickname "The Executioner of The Scaled". His treatment of all dragon-folk is considered intensely brutal now, but at the time the mass-guillotinings were a fair punishment for the centuries of hardship their race had put the humans through. On the other side of the continent, Reinen had stopped the executions at the last of the nobles, and instead delegated the remaining Dragon-kin forces into reservation camps far away from human society, where they could live out their lives and maintain the culture under the eye of the Royal Knights of The Old Kingdom who, while being tasked with containing the Dragon-kin and preventing uprisings, are considered the only human organization that has ever been on even terms with Dragon-kin society.

Two notable Dragon-kin in the upcoming novels (both of them of the "Higher" Dragon-kin variety,) would be Hos'Rayull, an honorable, reserved creature that was raised by the knights from birth, and some mysterious badass named "KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL", at least, that's the name he goes by, because no matter the race, people who live in subspace are always missing at least one screw.

Turn in next time, in which we talk about Overlord Chaos!

Xtreme Force, book blurb and progress

Hello, dear Reader!

I've been working away on my very first free novel, the first book of Xtreme Manly Masculine Man Force of Intense Badassery (Or Xtreme Force for short). It's an 80'000+ word smashdown epic revolving around disgruntled mercenaries of subspace (the spatial realms between dimensions) in their quest to find the fountain of testorsterone, overflowing with ultimate manly power! Pretty cool, right?

Anyway, I thought I'd tease you with the blurb for it as I put the finishing touches on the manuscript/get the book cover prepared.

*Ehem*

SEIZE YOUR FATE, SMASH EVERY FACE.

Rick Durenor, a badass mercenary that goes by the name Ultra Death Graveman Death Death Death is a rude dude that doesn't play around, but when his newly-crossed ex-partner Heart Tearer Outer swears revenge, Rick sets off to find the legendary treasure of The Fountain of Testosterone. On the road Rick meets fellow manly men, some friendly and manly, and others dumb sissies. Together with his newly-found manly brothers, Rick travels to find the legendary treasure, and gain ultimate manly power.

Come and behold, a fantasy sci-fi satire for any soul that likes fighting, death, cussing, and other obviously manly things.