-The
Letter X-
You heard me right, Reader- the letter X is not just a
letter, it’s a living, breathing organism.
Tell me, Reader, have you ever wondered why there are so
few words with the letter X in them? It’s because the mighty letter X is highly
selected of the words it chooses. More than a simple creature, it is a thought
entity, transcending time and space to add coolness to whatever it deems
worthy. Come on, only the coolest words have the letter X. Oxen? Yeah, those
things are tough as gruff. Xylophone? Look out, skeleton coming through.
Xtreme? Is there any word cooler than Xtreme? The answer is no.
The power of the letter X is so great in fact that some
skilled masters in Xmancy (the art of manipulating the letter X to increase
coolness) use it in their day to day lives to help them with school, work, and
play.
Ask yourself, which of the following is cooler?:
Secret project names: Project B OR PROJECT X?
For online usernames: Assass1nboi02 OR XAssxaznbo02X?
Personal names: Zavior OR XaViOrX
Code names: Miki OR X
Business names: Manny’s pie shop OR
ULTRAXxXDEATHPIE33ZXXX
Special attacks: Crimson Blade Death OR XxBlXdXxX99
The difference should be obvious- the letter X, when
masterfully woven with capital letters, alternating cases, and the last two
digits of your birth year makes everything objectively, overwhelmingly cooler.
You too can know of this power. So embrace the Xtremeness
of the letter X, and you will be rewarded with being the coolest, edgiest, most
crimson death edge doom death person you know! All your middle-school friends
will be so jealous to find out how cool and grown up you are! ~Awwwww!~
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