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is for Humuhumunukunukuapuaas “scientific name: Rhinecanthus aculeatus”
AKA:Reef Triggerfish-
Ahh, the humuhumunukunukuapuaas, what a majestic, long-named
beast! The uneducated would just casually look it up on their witchery devices
and tell you it’s a tropical fish from tropical Hawaii, one of that U.S.A.
place’s fifty states. Foolish witches- as if your “cell phones” actually know
anything!
The Reef
Triggerfish is the most hardcore fish in the ocean- next to Mantis Shrimp,
Megaladons, and the biblical Leviathan: Maker of Waves. They’re the only fish
in all the seven seas that boast not only an in-grown AK-47 with an unlimited
magazine of hollowpoints, but the ability to fly with its sizable jet booster
attached to its nose. Remember all those pirates swimming around the Caribbean,
who do you think got rid of them? The English Imperials? Psssssh, no, it’s
these guys. This, Dear Reader, was the prime inspiration by the Wright
Brothers, those ingenious circus actors/inventors that created the first
working airplane. It was only a matter of time before they attacked a machine
gun on those bad boys and voilà! Imagining
the resemblance now?
It is little known that Reef
Triggerfishies comprised every airborne division of the Hawaiian Volcano Lord
Kamehameha, a cruel man known well for both his ability to charge his super
attacks for several episodes, and his affinity for volcanos. Back in the secret
age of the nineteen zerohundreds one could see them zooming everywhere in all
of the tropical, triggery... reefy glory. They take a solid fourth spot on the
ocean’s coolest animals-they’re also a hit at fireworks and air shows.
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