Yes, I'm still here!

Hello, dearest Reader,

I'm so sorry for going on over a week without contacting you, but as I mentioned in my previous post, I am quite busy with many a matter, particularly exams and planning for my wedding with my star.

At the moment I don't have much to share with you, but if you're an Amazon.com user and read books on kindle or the kindle app for ipad, I have a proposition, more of a favor to ask, really:

Most of my books on amazon.com are priced at 99 cents, but they don't have to be. I would much rather them be free, but the way amazon.com does their prices is that you are not allowed to actually make the book free, rather, others must report of a better price.

What I'm asking is that I'd love you to use the "tell us about a lower price" link and report to amazon the cheaper price of free using my smashwords link. If you do this, thank you. You are supplying the book into more hands and more readers that would love the stories. Now then, let's me give you an example if you're up for it.

For instance, you would just go to this amazon.com link...

And then put in the smashwords.com link...

To report the free price! Amazon's less likely to listen to my requests for a lower price, as I'm the author, and they'd expect shenanigans; but if you were to help me, it'd be much, much easier!

Thanks again, dear Reader. I promise I'll get back to you with more news soon enough. Until then, dream on!

Love,
Kell

Ridiculous thing of the week

Just caught wind that nintendo's new game, Codename: S.T.E.A.M. Will feature Queequeg as a playable character.

Yes, Moby Dick's Queequeg.

Maybe he'll be fighting ultra-long description paragraphs- but probably just aliens.

Thought you should know, (STAY INFORMED!)
Kell

The Release- Xtreme Manly Man Force of Intense Badassery: Book One

Greetings, beloved Reader- today's rather important. "Why?" you may ask? It is the release day for my recently finished book in the Xtreme Force series, the first of many to come.

This is only the first step, Reader. We'll get to know each other so well and have so many adventures together- who knows where we'll be in five years from now!

Anyway, a beginning to our Reader/Writer relationship bond can be found here on amazon.com. If you have amazon prime, it's free, if not, please tolerate the .99 cents price tag, because amazon won't let me make it free </3

Enjoy the epic tale, and read on to victory!

Much platonic love,
Kell

poetry slam: Kell Inkston edition- 2

Hello everyone, I hope you're all staying warm in the icy darkness sweeping across the Northern Hemisphere. Get a beverage and enjoy this probably-depressing poem.

The Book of Imagination

Kell Inkston

                I opened the book of imagination today,

                Let’s see what I can find.

                Look for truth and lies and silver,

                Put to rest the yearning mind.

                I turned through the pages today,

                Hope I find a good world.

                See dragons and ships a plenty,

                As the ideas come unfurled.

                I got to the end today,

                Didn’t find much of use.

                Looks as though my imagination

                Has run out with my muse.