Good day, everyone!
Thought I'd tickle your fancy with an announcement for an upcoming project. Xtreme Manly Masculine Force of Intense Badassery- Book One: The Fountain of Testosterone, (or just XMMFIBBOTFT for short...er) will be my first full-length novel to upload for you all to enjoy.
I'm primarily a fantasy author, but there's also a taste of satire in this one. For now I will supply you with the first five chapters, and you can give me your feelings from there. Stay tuned for more information!
It's on google docs, so the formatting's a little wonky (most of the indents have decided to disappear) so it won't be the most parsable thing right off, but it should prove to be a good taste for what's coming up soon. Get you some:
Love you forever,